Anonymous whispered:

do you think violence is fucking funny or something?

Yes absolutely. I love glorifying violence i love daydreaming about it and joking about it and getting off to it

Anonymous whispered:

good day madam, i am a hungry lesbian in need of your gayest wresting moments. can you spare me a cup of gay?

nakanotamu:

Anon you have come to the right person. Everything’s been leading up to this. This is what it’s all been for. This will probably be long.

Anon I got so excited about this I even solicited my friends for THEIR gayest moments so I’ll do those first. You were recommended:

  • Mahiro Kiryu briefly getting a takarazuka gimmick in TJPW’s Hyper Misao produced show HYPE
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  • Giulia vs Konami from the 5 Star GP 2021, which was described as “the first match I remember watching and going OH MY GOD KONAMI AND GIULIA ARE FUCKING”, and their feud did later give us a promo where Konami was like “Hey Giulia, you know how I bully you and you like it?” and Giulia was like “Ahaha, yeah?” and Konami was like “Well that’s basically our entire relationship, so there you go.” She did have examples.
  • pretty much anything with Raku/Pom Harajuku/Yuki Aino in TJPW, who my friends have lovingly dubbed the Pomycule

Okay enough from them though. You didn’t ask them, you asked me and I asked them. Now for the me. I think it’s important to note as well, anon, that not all of the gay shit in wrestling happens in a match, or even in the ring. Sometimes it’s just shit on social media, a lot of the time it happens at press conferences, you must maintain constant vigilance. Anyway.

  • Whatever the fuck Syuri and Utami have going on, which I wrote about here.
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  • There was the time Himeka kissed Syuri last year
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  • There was Komomo enjoying getting beat up by Saki Kashima a Little Too Much, which I wrote about here.
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  • There was the exchange between Utami and Syuri at the press conference for Stardom Gold Rush last year
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  • There was Tam Nakano starting an entire faction to, in her own words, surround herself with women with big boobs (their focus has since shifted)
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  • There was AliKaba, the tag team of Giulia and Syuri, which was basically just one long enactment of gay longing from Giulia
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  • There was the time Giulia posted this picture with the caption ^-^ and then deleted it
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  • There was the time FWC, the tag team of Hazuki and Koguma, spent 5 hours in the bath together (sadly they just talked about that I don’t have pictures)
  • another time FWC both got matching bruises at the same time, and then later confirmed that yes they got them together. In the bath again
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  • There were both Cosmic Rules matches at Stardom in Showcase 1 & 2 which I unfortunately don’t have any great screenshots of but I’m positive were inspired by lesbian porn
  • There are constant small exchanges like this that don’t even have a lot of context they just happen all the time
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  • There was the time Hikari Noa had a hardcore match against Nao Kakuta and after they did this
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  • There was the time Mina Shirakawa spat on Saya Kamitani and then licked her face
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  • There was this shit in Act Wres Girlz, which for the record kind of depressingly does not do gay stories super frequently but has legitimately I think the highest percentage of out wrestlers I’ve seen in any company
  • There was the brief Tam Syuri feud which shockingly somehow did not involve anyone kissing but had the vibe that they were kissing mentally the entire time
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  • There was every single exchange Tam and Natsupoi had before they realized they were still in love with each other but ESPECIALLY their cage match
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  • And, for my money, the gay moment that lives the largest and dearest and most bittersweet in my mind was when Tam and Unagi had their singles match as part of the 5 Star GP last year, which was, unknown to us at the time, something of a farewell tour for Unagi before she went freelance, where afterwards they hugged in the ring for two minutes and then kissed.
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I’m gonna cut myself off there but trust me I could go on and on and on for way too long but that’s why I think you should watch for yourself. Wrestling is always moving and new gay stuff is always happening. In conclusion,

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stardomtrash:

6.25.2023

sarandco:

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questintheskies:

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arcadebroke:

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jasffy:

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guerrillatech:

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dynamitekansai:

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christiancageadvocate:

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2nd pic. 🫠

mrawkweird:

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Timeline restored.

awleister-cwowley:

a meme with the top text saying "Bitches be like 'I have my whole life ahead of me!' No you don't the labyrinth is growing!" and the image being the cover of the book House of LeavesALT

dragoncarrion:

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying “where mexico” bc i doubt anyone will know I’m referencing this

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glowbanks:

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